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Cave Run 3D review (iPod/iPhone)

February 6, 2011

10 word description: 3D follow-cam endless running game with gem collection stuff.

10 word review: Truly awful. Character slides like a greased bowling ball. Avoid.

 

It’s like: Trying to control a greased bowling ball on an ice rink in the dark.

It’s better than: Slamming yourself repeatedly in the nuts with a wooden mallet. Almost.

 

It’s not: Worth playing.

Average game time: Less than it seems.  

Arcadelife’s verdict: A bad game by anyone’s standards. By my standards it’s abysmal.

iTunes link: http://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/cave-runner-3d/id416336594?mt=8

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2 comments

  1. “It’s better than: Slamming yourself repeatedly in the nuts with a wooden mallet.”
    They should make that the tag-line for the game.


    • Almost.



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