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Crazy Coaster review (iPod/iPhone)

May 6, 2011

“Sunny Sunday at the amusement park
See the fat kids spill their pop
Oh babe-lots of flags and balloons
But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night

Ran a turn and then it smashed right down
Thru the crowded haunted house below
Oh No
Human hamburger No

And it’s Crushed little Kids
Crushed little Kids
Crushed little Kids
Adorn the boardwalk

See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
See the owners smell a big lawsuit
Oh Police! (call your lawyer first)
Make the witnesses go home
And they’ll turn on the TV

And see crushed little kids
Adorn the boardwalk”

Oh my gaaaawd! I can't believe he used the whole song as the review header!

10 word description: Endless runner variation, single-tap roller coaster, 12 themes, Openfeint.

This is so horrifying, I don't think I can bring myself to play it...

10 word review: (I’ll just lift their app store description) – “We come the newest and most exciting world evil advanture” (Yes, advanture).

Ooh, pretty...

You will like this if you enjoy: Endless running games. Roller Coasters crashing frequently.

Aiiieeee!!! Spiders!

The good news: I was finally able to use that Dead Kennedys song in a review header.

ET

The bad news: My left thumb is extremely painful for no apparent reason and I have to get it x-rayed.

Arcadelife verdict: As you may have guessed, I’m having too much fun playing Order and Chaos Online to write a proper review today. If you like this style of non-review, please let me know and I’ll do a few more.

Arcadelife rating: 99,999/100

Version reviewed by Arcadelife is 1.1
iTunes link

They don’t have a working website link

Arcadelife played and reviewed this game on:
4th gen iPod Touch (OS 4.3.2)
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