Goblin Sword review (iOS / Universal)

September 11, 2014

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10 word description: Retro-inspired action platformer with light rpg elements. 48 levels.

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10 word review: A glorious new benchmark for platforming action on mobile devices.

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You will like this if you enjoy: Platform games. Action oriented platform games. iOS games such as Heavy Sword, Devious Dungeon, Swordigo.

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The good news: Gorgeous pixel graphics. Precise, reliable, customisable controls. Classic platform gaming. Lots to see, kill, collect and buy from the merchant (no IAPS). Consistently great performance + small install size. Cool level design with hidden areas, varied environments and loads of different enemies. Boss fights, quests and achievements. 

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The bad news: It’s unoriginal. But who gives a toss about that, if the game is as good as this? Not me, that’s for sure. And, possibly something nobody else would have ever noticed: the title sounds like a casual euphemism for fellatio. 

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Arcadelife verdict: Much like dating a really cute lingerie model and finding out that you not only like the same movies but that she also has a twin sister who is “up for it”, Goblin Sword is so much fun that you’re going to have to keep checking that you’re not dreaming while you play it. Now I’ve given them their app store description quote (you’re welcome), here’s the rest of the verdict: This game is brilliant – buy it now!

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Goblin sword is proudly derivative, revelling in its blatant and unashamed nods to classic platform game standards. At times it feels like a wonderful, animated check-list of all the reasons I love the platform genre so much; the style and attention to detail are part of a deeply compelling and staggeringly impressive tribute to retro games, while more modern touches such as the upgrade shop, mini-quests and multiple level objectives give it all it needs to be an app store winner. It’s getting 10 out of 10 from me because it’s the best thing I’ve played on either of my iOS devices this year, and easily in the top 10 of my all-time favourites.

Arcadelife rating

Presentation – 9.5/10
Visuals – 9/10
Controls – 9.5/10
Content – 9/10
Fun – 10/10
Final rating – 10/10


Rating categories explained here.
Version reviewed by Arcadelife is 1.0
iTunes link

Goblin Sword website link

Arcadelife played and reviewed this game on:
5th gen iPod Touch (iOS 7.1.2)
4th gen iPad (iOS 7.1.2)
This review was typed on a Das Keyboard Model S mechanical keyboard – check them out, they’re really rather groovy.

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